Quotes on Women

Here is a collection of some famous and weird sayings and quotes on Women which I found recently and they a worth.. if only you aren't a woman :P

• Women like silent men. They think they're listening. ~Marcel Achard, Quote, 4 November 1956
• Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them. ~Bill Maher
• A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. ~Carrie Snow
• You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping. ~Cindy Crawford
• Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. ~Laurence J. Peter
• The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. ~Author Unknown
• A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. ~Arnold Haultain
• The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy. ~Ellery Queen
• Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~Mae West
• Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ~Author Unknown
• A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. ~Chauncey Mitchell Depew
• A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. ~Oscar Wilde
• There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that. ~Harold Robbins
• When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. ~Author Unknown
• Men get laid, but women get screwed. ~Quentin Crisp
• Women really do rule the world. They just haven't figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we're all in big big trouble. ~"Doctor Leon," drleons.com
• I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man. ~George Meredith
• Lovely female shapes are terrible complicators of the difficulties and dangers of this earthly life, especially for their owners. ~George du Maurier
• Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly. ~Sam Slick (Thomas Chandler Haliburton)
• They may talk of a comet, or a burning mountain, or some such bagatelle; but to me a modest woman, dressed out in all her finery, is the most tremendous object of the whole creation. ~Oliver Goldsmith
• If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. ~Aristotle Onassis
• Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. ~Oscar Wilde
• She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak. ~Woody Allen, Getting Even, 1973
• I'd rather have two girls at seventeen than one at thirty-four. ~Fred Allen
• A woman should soften but not weaken a man. ~Sigmund Freud
• Physically, a man is a man for a much longer time than a woman is a woman. ~Honoré de Balzac, The Physiology of Marriage
• The girls that are always easy on the eyes are never easy on the heart. ~Author Unknown
• A man gives many question marks, however, a woman is a whole mystery. ~Diana Stürm
• Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell. ~Alfred Lord Tennyson
• Men look at themselves in mirrors. Women look for themselves. ~Elissa Melamed
• I should like to know what is the proper function of women, if it is not to make reasons for husbands to stay at home, and still stronger reasons for bachelors to go out. ~George Eliot, The Mill on the Floss
• Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty. ~James Thurber, Time, 15 August 1960
• What men desire is a virgin who is a whore. ~Edward Dahlbert
• It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time. ~Tallulah Bankhead
• A man chases a woman until she catches him. ~American Proverb
• Woman's virtue is man's greatest invention. ~Cornelia Otis Skinner, attributed
• Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little. ~Samuel Johnson
• Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue. ~Hermione Gingold
• Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember. ~Author Unknown

Extracted from Quotegarden

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